Personalised poems for all occasions

Whether it’s a wedding, an anniversary, a birthday or a message you want to send to a loved one, a humorous personalised poem can turn a special occasion into a memorable one.

Our personalised poems are individually written and could be a few lines long, or a few pages long. We will talk to you about how long you want your verse to last and what effect you want it to have on your audience. We really know how to rhyme and scan, and stick closely to your words and ideas.

Don’t worry about making notes, as we will send you a list of questions to help you come up with material. When it’s finished, we will be happy to chat with you over the telephone about presenting your poem.

A poem normally takes 3 weeks to complete, but we’ll do our best to accommodate your request if its short notice.


Poem up to 24 lines (6 verses)    – £50
Poem up to 48 lines (12 verses)  – £95
Poem up to 70 lines (20 verses) – £145

You can pay by cheque, bacs or Paypal. To discuss your personalised poem call us on 07758 367479 or email

Poetry Examples:

Our Jess

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Happy Birthday Caterina

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You Couldn’t Stop Brian

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The Happy Couple

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George and Asher

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Dear Lucy

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Man Of No Action

Dear Sir or Madam or whatever you are
I seem to be missing my ‘diddely-dar’
While I’ve looked up and down and all over the place
Where it should be is just a bit of a space

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Dearest Diary

My dearest diary, I’m feeling quite sad,

I think my poor Philip is going a bit mad.

It started last night – I have to confide,

When he told me to turn my face to the side.

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